Friday, April 17, 2009

Newsflash! Chick in a Basket to split, maybe.

News is approaching YHNH Towers of the end of one of history's greatest Polka-Funk-Fusion bands. Chick in a Basket's 2nd seat drummer Chick "Chris" Trick has leaked (off the record and on lobby rules, of course) that the band has oboe'd it's last waltz to the old timers at the stop-n-strut off highway 7723. Rumours have abounded that the band was to split since Chick "Chas" Truck pulled out of their nightly gig with what the group referred to as a classic case of Athelete's Stirrup.

Nobody has been fooled and the photos on the internet of him ingesting live freshwater shark have now re-surfaced. At least one major gossip column has stated that he has returned to his habit of eating freshwater versions of what are normally saltwater animals. At the height of his addiciton he was quoted as saying "I just don't like those little fish that are too good for saltwater. If they can make taffy out of it, you should darned well live in it."

The rest of the group are yet to comment, but we feel it is not too early to publish purient and unsubstantiated rumours.

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